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Eau de What

how strong it is  ·  how to say it

Every concentration on a fragrance bottle, spelled out in full, ranked by how much perfume oil is actually in it — and said out loud, because nobody wants to point at the shelf and mumble.

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Part One

The scale, weakest to strongest

The percentage is aromatic oil dissolved in alcohol and water. It is an industry convention, not a law — no regulator checks it, and houses round generously.

1%5%15%20%40%
  • Body / Hair Mist1–3%1–2 hrs
  • Eau Fraîche1–3%1–2 hrs
  • Eau de Cologne2–5%2–3 hrs
  • Eau de Toilette5–15%3–5 hrs
  • Eau de Parfum15–20%5–8 hrs
  • Extrait de Parfum20–40%8–12 hrs
  • Huile / Perfume Oil15–30%6–10 hrs
  • Attar / Mukhallat~100%10+ hrs
Part Two

The concentrations, one at a time

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MIST1–3%

Body Mist / Hair Mist

also: body spray, fragrance mist, brume

BAH-dee MIST /ˈbɒdi mɪst/
Oil load
1–3%
Longevity
1–2 hours
Sillage
Skin-close

The weakest thing sold as fragrance. Usually water-based rather than alcohol-based, which is why it feels cool and evaporates fast. Made to be reapplied, layered under something stronger, or sprayed on hair where alcohol would be drying.

EF1–3%

Eau Fraîche

literally “fresh water” · sometimes “eau de sport”

oh FRESH /o fʁɛʃ/
Oil load
1–3%
Longevity
1–2 hours
Sillage
Faint

Mostly water with a little alcohol. Cold, sheer, and gone by lunch. Houses release it in summer, or as a lighter reading of a heavier flagship. Not a flaw — it is doing exactly what it was built to do.

Say it right: the -che is a soft “sh,” never “fray-chee.” One syllable: fresh.
EDC2–5%

Eau de Cologne

named for Cologne, Germany, 1709 · in Germany: Kölnisch Wasser

oh duh kuh-LOAN /o də kɔ.lɔɲ/
Oil load
2–5%
Longevity
2–3 hours
Sillage
Modest

The original: citrus, neroli, herbs, splashed on liberally from a big bottle. Traditional cologne is a style as much as a strength — bright, clean, and deliberately short-lived.

Confusingly, American marketing also uses “cologne” to mean “any fragrance sold to men,” regardless of concentration. A bottle labelled cologne on a US shelf is very often an eau de toilette.

Say it right: the French -gne is the “ny” in canyon, softened — kuh-LOHN-yuh in Paris, kuh-LOAN everywhere else. Nobody will correct you.
EDT5–15%

Eau de Toilette

from faire sa toilette — to get ready, to groom

oh duh twah-LET /o də twa.lɛt/
Oil load
5–15%
Longevity
3–5 hours
Sillage
Arm's length

The everyday workhorse, and the most common thing on a department-store shelf. Lighter and usually brighter than the parfum version of the same scent — top notes sparkle, the base is thinner.

An EDT is not simply a watered-down EDP. Houses rebuild the formula, often boosting the citrus and aromatics so the opening still lands. Which is why some people prefer the EDT of a scent they own in both.

Say it right: nothing to do with a bathroom. Toi- is “twah,” not “toy.” twah-LET.
EDP15–20%

Eau de Parfum

occasionally: Millésime, Eau de Perfume, EdP

oh duh par-FUHN /o də paʁ.fœ̃/
Oil load
15–20%
Longevity
5–8 hours
Sillage
Room-filling

The modern default for anything expensive. Rich enough to last a working day, restrained enough to wear to one. Most niche houses release in EDP and stop there.

Two sprays of an EDP is a decision. Six is a statement other people did not ask for.

Say it right: the -um is a nasal vowel, closer to “uhn” than “fume.” par-FUHN — and never “par-FYOOM” unless you're speaking English on purpose, which is completely allowed.
EXT20–40%

Extrait de Parfum

also: Parfum, Pure Parfum, Perfume Extract, Esprit de Parfum

ex-TRAY duh par-FUHN /ɛks.tʁɛ də paʁ.fœ̃/
Oil load
20–40%
Longevity
8–12+ hours
Sillage
Close but relentless

The strongest alcohol-based form, and often the quietest in the room. More oil means heavier molecules, less alcohol to fling them into the air — so an extrait sits on the skin and stays there for a day and a night.

Sold in smaller bottles, frequently with a dab stopper instead of an atomiser, because you genuinely need less. This is the format that outlives the shirt.

Say it right: the final -t in extrait is silent. ex-TRAY, not “ex-trate.”
PDT12–18%

Parfum de Toilette & Soie de Parfum

house-specific tiers wedged between EDT and EDP

swah duh par-FUHN /swa də paʁ.fœ̃/
Oil load
12–18%
Longevity
4–7 hours
Sillage
Soft, close

Occasional in-between names invented by individual houses. Parfum de toilette was common in the 1980s and has mostly disappeared. Soie de parfum — “silk of perfume” — is a recent Chanel coinage for something deliberately softer and more diffuse than their EDP.

Treat any of these as “roughly EDT-plus” and you will not be far off.

OIL15–30%

Huile de Parfum / Perfume Oil

also: parfum huileux, roll-on, oil concentrate

weel duh par-FUHN /ɥil də paʁ.fœ̃/
Oil load
15–30% in a carrier oil
Longevity
6–10 hours
Sillage
Very close

No alcohol at all — the fragrance is suspended in jojoba, fractionated coconut, or similar. Nothing flashes off, so there is no bright opening and almost no projection. What you get instead is a scent that lives about two inches from your skin for most of a day.

Kinder to dry or sensitive skin, and the format of choice if you work somewhere that would rather not smell you coming.

Say it right: huile is one tight syllable — weel, with the lips rounded. Not “hoo-eel,” and the h is silent.
ATR~100%

Attar / Mukhallat / Ittar

Arabic & South Asian tradition · عطر · مخلط

AH-tar · moo-KHAL-lat /ˈʌt̪ːɑr/ · /muˈxallat̪/
Oil load
Undiluted oil
Longevity
10+ hours
Sillage
Close, then blooms

Traditionally distilled botanicals captured directly into sandalwood oil, applied a single dab at a time. Attar generally means a single-material oil; mukhallat means a blend of several.

There is no alcohol and no dilution, so the usual percentage scale stops being useful. One dot behind the ear is a full application. Two is too many.

Part Three

Where the word “cologne” comes from

It is the only concentration named after a place. An Italian perfumer, a German city, a French name, and a Napoleonic decree that turned a medicine into a perfume.

AD 50
The city gets a Latin name

The Romans raise a settlement on the Rhine to the rank of coloniaColonia Claudia Ara Agrippinensium, after Agrippina the Younger, who was born there and secured the promotion. Everything after this is a contraction of Colonia: German shortened it to Köln, French to Cologne, and English borrowed the French.

So the smell is named after a city, and the city is named after a Roman colony, and the spelling on your bottle is French because English took the French word for a German town.

1685 – 1706
An Italian moves north

Giovanni Maria Farina is born in 1685 to a family from Santa Maria Maggiore, in the Val Vigezzo in Piedmont. He settles in Cologne around 1706 as his uncle’s business representative, and Germanises his name to Johann Maria Farina.

1708
The letter

Farina writes to his brother Giovanni Battista describing what he has made. It is the most quoted sentence in perfumery, and the reason we know the date:

“I have found a fragrance that reminds me of an Italian spring morning, of mountain daffodils and orange blossoms shortly after the rain.” Johann Maria Farina to his brother, 1708
17 July 1709
The company, and the name

The family firm is registered in Cologne. It still trades, under the same name — Johann Maria Farina gegenüber dem Jülichs-Platz, “Farina opposite Jülich’s Square” — which makes it the oldest fragrance factory in the world.

Farina names the water after his adopted city. Not after an ingredient, not after a style: after the town he had moved to. He wrote the name in French, because French was the language of the courts he was selling to.

18th century
Why it was a shock

Court perfume of the era was heavy, animalic and musk-based. Farina’s aqua mirabilis — “miracle water” — was built on bergamot, lemon, orange and neroli, and it smelled like almost nothing else available. It was also sold as a medicine, to be drunk as well as worn.

It was ferociously expensive: a single flacon has been reckoned at around six months of a servant’s wages. Its customers were royal houses, which is exactly why every court in Europe knew the word cologne within a lifetime.

1792 – 1794
A house number becomes a brand

Wilhelm Mülhens sets up a competing water on Cologne’s Glockengasse. Company legend has it the recipe was a wedding gift from a Carthusian monk in 1792 — treat that as a nice story rather than a documented fact.

In 1794 the occupying French have every house in the city numbered in one continuous sequence, to make sense of a street plan they found chaotic. Mülhens’ building is number 4711. The house is gone. The number is still the brand.

18 August 1810
Napoleon accidentally invents the category

A decree requires makers of medicinal remedies to disclose their formulas. Rather than publish their recipes, the cologne houses reclassify: what had been a curative water is relabelled a scented one, and sold as perfumery instead of medicine.

That is the moment cologne stops being a drug and becomes a fragrance — a bureaucratic dodge, not a creative decision.

Also Napoleon
The heaviest user in history

He went through it at a rate that is hard to overstate. A surviving invoice in the French National Archives records 72 bottles ordered in the single month of October 1808, and contemporaries describe him drenching his neck and shoulders after washing — and occasionally drinking the stuff.

The much-repeated detail that he had a special bottle made to slip into his boot is likely embellished. Everyone tells it; nobody produces the boot.

Today
Two meanings, pulling apart

In Germany, Echt Kölnisch Wasser — “genuine Cologne water” — is a protected geographic term: to use it, the essential production has to happen in Cologne.

In American English, meanwhile, “cologne” drifted into meaning any fragrance marketed to men, at any concentration. Both are correct now. Only one of them tells you anything about strength.

Where the history gets murky Sources disagree on the details, and the brands have every incentive to smooth them out. The firm was registered in 1709 by Farina’s brother Johann Baptist; Johann Maria is generally recorded as joining it a few years later, though his own letter is dated 1708. Separately, a Paris line trading as Jean-Marie Farina — bought by Roger & Gallet in the 1860s and still sold — descends from the same family, and the two houses spent much of the nineteenth century in court over who could use the name. Mülhens, of 4711, is generally held to have simply bought the right to use “Farina” from a man who happened to have it. Anyone who tells you this story with total confidence is selling something.
Part Four

Words on the bottle that are not strengths

These sound like concentrations. None of them are. They are marketing names for a different formula, which may or may not be more potent than the original.

Intense
A reworked version with the base notes pushed up. Sometimes a genuinely higher oil load, sometimes just more amber and vanilla. Usually still an EDP.
Elixir
Currently the most fashionable of these words. Implies extrait-like density; in practice it is a darker, sweeter, resinier take on the original. Concentration varies wildly by house.
Absolu / Absolue
Borrowed from absolute, a genuine extraction method for raw materials. On a flanker it means “richer,” nothing more precise.
Extrême / Extreme
Same idea as Intense, with a louder name. Occasionally lighter than the original, which is a joke that never stops being funny.
Cologne (on a niche bottle)
When Chanel, Tom Ford or Mugler put “Cologne” on a modern bottle, they usually mean the citrus-fresh style, at EDT strength or higher — not the 3% splash of 1709.
Aftershave / Eau de Barbier
Around 1–3% oil, plus soothing agents and often witch hazel or glycerin. Meant for a freshly shaved face, not for lasting all day.
Flanker
Not a strength at all — the industry word for any spin-off of an existing release. Every Intense, Elixir and Noir above is a flanker.
Part Five

The fragrance wheel

Strength tells you how loud a scent is. The wheel tells you what it is. Fourteen families in a ring, arranged so that anything next to anything else smells related.

Floral

Floral family

A flower, or a bouquet of them, rendered more or less straight.

Built from
Rose, jasmine, tuberose, orange blossom, lily of the valley, violet, ylang-ylang.
Commonly cited examples
Dior J’adore · Chanel Chance · Marc Jacobs Daisy
The oldest and by far the largest category on the wheel. A soliflore — a scent built to smell of one flower only — sits at the dead centre of it.

Neighbours  ·  Fruity  ←  Floral  →  Soft Floral

Soft Floral

Floral family

Flowers blurred with powder and wax. Soapy, abstract, slightly unreal.

Built from
Aldehydes, orris (iris root), musk, heliotrope, powdery vanilla.
Commonly cited examples
Chanel No 5 · Estée Lauder White Linen
Aldehydes are the reason No 5 doesn’t smell like any flower that exists. They were the abstraction that made twentieth-century perfumery possible.

Neighbours  ·  Floral  ←  Soft Floral  →  Floral Amber

Floral Amber

Floral family

A flower with the heat turned up — spice and resin pushing through the petals.

Built from
Rose or tuberose over cinnamon, clove, benzoin, vanilla, labdanum.
Commonly cited examples
Chanel Coco · Guerlain Samsara
Called Floral Oriental until 2021. Same scents, better name.

Neighbours  ·  Soft Floral  ←  Floral Amber  →  Soft Amber

Soft Amber

Amber family

Warm and resinous, but held back. Incense rather than dessert.

Built from
Frankincense, myrrh, opoponax, soft spice, light balsams.
Commonly cited examples
Prada Amber Pour Femme · much of the modern incense niche
The vaguest slot on the wheel, and the one people argue about most. If a scent feels amber-adjacent but isn’t sweet, it probably lands here.

Neighbours  ·  Floral Amber  ←  Soft Amber  →  Amber

Amber

Amber family

The full sweet-resinous accord, at full strength. Dense and unmistakable.

Built from
Vanilla, labdanum, tonka bean, benzoin, opoponax, patchouli.
Commonly cited examples
YSL Opium · Guerlain Shalimar
Shalimar (1925) is generally credited as the first of the family. Opium (1977) is the spicy archetype everything since has been measured against.

Neighbours  ·  Soft Amber  ←  Amber  →  Woody Amber

Woody Amber

Amber family

The amber accord dried out and laid over wood and smoke.

Built from
Oud, sandalwood, cedar, tobacco and leather over an amber base.
Commonly cited examples
Tom Ford Tobacco Vanille · YSL M7
The bridge from the warm half of the wheel into the dark half. M7 (2002) put oud in front of a Western audience for the first time.

Neighbours  ·  Amber  ←  Woody Amber  →  Woods

Woods

Woody family

Wood, centred and clean. Dry, warm, grounded, not much sweetness.

Built from
Sandalwood, cedar, vetiver, patchouli, guaiac, cypress.
Commonly cited examples
Hermès Terre d’Hermès · Le Labo Santal 33 · Lalique Encre Noire

Neighbours  ·  Woody Amber  ←  Woods  →  Mossy Woods

Mossy Woods

Woody family

Damp forest floor. Bitter, green, earthy, faintly melancholy.

Built from
Oakmoss, patchouli, labdanum, with bergamot on top.
Commonly cited examples
Guerlain Mitsouko · Chanel Pour Monsieur Concentrée
This is the chypre — named for Cyprus, and for Coty’s 1917 Chypre, which gave the family its name. IFRA restrictions on oakmoss are the reason a vintage bottle and a current one no longer smell the same.

Neighbours  ·  Woods  ←  Mossy Woods  →  Dry Woods

Dry Woods

Woody family

Smoke, leather, tar, burnt wood. The darkest point on the wheel.

Built from
Birch tar, styrax, cade, isobutyl quinoline, tobacco.
Commonly cited examples
Knize Ten · Tom Ford Tuscan Leather · Chanel Cuir de Russie
The old French cuir family. Several of these started life as ways to make a new leather glove smell like something other than tannery.

Neighbours  ·  Mossy Woods  ←  Dry Woods  →  Aromatic

Aromatic

Fresh family

Herbs and lavender over a mossy, woody base. Barbershop, essentially.

Built from
Lavender, rosemary, sage, geranium, coumarin, oakmoss.
Commonly cited examples
Azzaro Pour Homme · Paco Rabanne Pour Homme
This is the fougère. Houbigant’s Fougère Royale (1882) invented both the family and modern perfumery with it — the first fragrance built around a synthetic material, coumarin. It sits where Fresh meets Woody, and belongs to both.

Neighbours  ·  Dry Woods  ←  Aromatic  →  Citrus

Citrus

Fresh family

Peel, zest and bright bitterness. Brilliant for twenty minutes.

Built from
Bergamot, lemon, orange, mandarin, grapefruit, neroli, petitgrain.
Commonly cited examples
4711 · Acqua di Parma Colonia · Guerlain Eau de Cologne Impériale
Where Part Three ends up. Farina’s 1709 water lives in this wedge, and so does every traditional cologne after it. The French call the family hespéridée, after the golden apples of the Hesperides.

Neighbours  ·  Aromatic  ←  Citrus  →  Water

Water

Fresh family

Salt, air, wet stone, melon rind. Transparent and cool.

Built from
Calone and related marine molecules, dihydromyrcenol, ozonic accords.
Commonly cited examples
Davidoff Cool Water · Armani Acqua di Giò · Issey Miyake L’Eau d’Issey
The youngest wedge on the wheel. It barely existed before the late 1980s, because the molecules that make it possible are synthetic and were not in wide use until then.

Neighbours  ·  Citrus  ←  Water  →  Green

Green

Fresh family

Crushed stems and cut grass. Sharp, bitter, cold.

Built from
Galbanum, violet leaf, green notes, vetiver.
Commonly cited examples
Chanel No 19 · Balmain Vent Vert

Neighbours  ·  Water  ←  Green  →  Fruity

Fruity

Fresh family

Fruit that isn’t citrus — peach, berry, apple, blackcurrant.

Built from
Peach and apricot lactones, blackcurrant bud, apple, pear, red berries.
Commonly cited examples
Guerlain Aqua Allegoria Pamplelune · DKNY Be Delicious
The wedge that closes the circle, carrying you back round into Floral.

Neighbours  ·  Green  ←  Fruity  →  Floral

What it’s actually for Michael Edwards built the first version in 1983 to solve a shop-floor problem: when a customer’s favourite was out of stock, staff needed a defensible way to hand them something else. That is still the best way to use it. Find the wedge your favourite sits in, then try its neighbours — adjacency on this ring means “smells like a cousin of,” and the further round you travel, the less you will recognise.
How much to trust this The four-family, fourteen-subfamily structure is Michael Edwards’ Fragrance Wheel, first published in 1983 and revised many times since. The drawing above is our own — it is a rendering of a published classification, not a copy of his chart, and his authoritative per-bottle classifications live in his Fragrances of the World database, which is a paid professional reference. The examples listed here are the ones commonly cited for each family, not his official placements. In 2021 Edwards replaced “Oriental” with “Amber” across the wheel, after the British Society of Perfumers described the old term as Eurocentric, outdated and derogatory; the sub-families were renamed to match.

It is also not the only system. French perfumery works from the Société Française des Parfumeurs’ families — hespéridée, florale, fougère, chyprée, boisée, ambrée, cuir — formalised in 1984 on top of classifications going back to the early twentieth century. Where the two disagree, neither is wrong; they were built for different jobs. Edwards’ was built for a shop. The SFP’s was built for perfumers.
Part Six

The rest of the vocabulary, said out loud

The words that come up the moment you start reading about any of this.

Sillage see-YAHZH The trail you leave behind you. From the French for a boat's wake. Not the same as projection.
Projection pruh-JEK-shun How far the scent reaches from your skin right now, standing still. Sillage is what's left after you walk out.
Longevity lon-JEV-ih-tee How long it remains detectable on skin. Usually measured from the moment it stops projecting, not from the spray.
Chypre SHEEP-ruh A family built on bergamot over oakmoss and labdanum. Named for Cyprus. The most mispronounced word in the hobby.
Fougère foo-ZHAIR “Fern.” Lavender, coumarin and oakmoss — the backbone of most barbershop and classic men's scents.
Gourmand goor-MAHN Edible: vanilla, caramel, praline, coffee. The nasal ending swallows the -d entirely.
Oud / Agarwood OOD Resinous heartwood from infected Aquilaria trees. One syllable, rhymes with “food.” Never “owed.”
Parfumeur par-fyoo-MUR The person who composes the formula. Also called a nose, or un nez.
Mouillette moo-YET The paper blotter at the counter. Useful for a first impression, useless for judging how it wears.
Drydown DRY-down What's left after the top notes burn off — usually thirty minutes to two hours in. This is the part you actually wear.
Accord uh-KORD Several materials blended until they read as one new smell. A chord, not a note.
Macerate MASS-uh-rate Letting a fresh bottle rest for a few weeks so the oils marry. A brand-new bottle often smells thinner than the same juice a month later.
Anosmia uh-NOZ-mee-uh Being unable to smell something. Go nose-blind to your own fragrance within an hour — everyone else still smells it.
Part Seven

Things worth knowing

Stronger doesn't mean louder

An extrait has the most oil and often the smallest sillage. Heavy base materials cling to skin; light citrus and aromatics are what fling a scent across a room.

So the bottle that fills an elevator is usually an EDP, not the extrait sitting next to it.

An EDT is not a diluted EDP

The two versions of the same name are separate formulas, rebalanced for their concentration. Plenty of people prefer the EDT — and it is not nostalgia, the juice really is different.

Where to put it

Warm spots — the sides of the neck, the chest, the inner elbows. Skin heat lifts the scent through the day.

Don't rub your wrists together. It shears the top notes and shortens everything that follows.

Dry skin eats fragrance

Unscented moisturiser or a swipe of balm first gives the oils something to hold onto. This is the single cheapest way to add two hours of longevity.

The bathroom is the worst place for it

Heat, steam and light break down aromatic molecules. A closed drawer or a box in a cool room will keep a bottle good for years; a sunny windowsill will turn it in one summer.

Two sprays is almost always enough

You stop smelling your own fragrance long before anyone else does. If you can still smell yourself clearly after an hour, you applied for the room, not for you.